Limbo

Garden centers...... the bigger they get the weirder they get. example : book.




There are many books, at the garden center, mostly out of place however this one in particular worries me .

"haha how funny the three generations with their pants... down." why, oh why are their pants down? the board would have covered their pants up, leaving it to the viewers imagination to decide whether 3 generations of men were naked or not... but no. their sandy highly coloured swimming panties are there. for you. on the beach. no mystery. just garden center weirdness

for your viewing pleasure... WHY?

Reg is hiding in his dad's fathers day pond plant

Garden Center weird continued... a sort of... concrete duck? with a name plaque. LIKE A SLAVE maybe it is my obession with classics but this duck seems to be a concrete slave. called james. Why is it done with a chain? who decided his name?? so many questions




Then finaly this fellow, from the concrete duck collection comes the elephant. called... RANDY... all in captials. an elephant with his trunk in the air called randy. maybe its my twisted mind but for some reason i think this name fits.... i have fallen in to the garden center's trap.

Where is the name tag on this flower!?....... i can't see daisys now with out thinking of harold and maude

a fly having some yellow time

our sitting room table it actualy like this. when we eat of it, its a weird balancing act and if someone disrupts it we get angry at them. "god damn it!" cant you see, we are trying to balance our food on this table! we cant support your drink in that corner.... its actualy become a part of life. it will be weird when i use a table which has four working legs.

Here you can see the kitchin ceiling... and the bath falling through it... oh no you cant! the land lord has fixed it with a bit of plastic!

I dont know if you can see this but it says "a celebration of Farnham women down the ages"... it seems no woman has achieved anything... through out the ages in Farnham. Or a man forgot to put them up... oh thats rude isnt it. but yes. someone should investigate this.



How can we make people want to buy our cucumbers?.... anyone? no? well we will have to go with Clives idea... child sticking its finger in the end of it... great.
(thats me imagining the 'brainstorm' session which went into this idea)

woooo fish table! so here are a few pictures of my degree show... this is the entrance...

More entrance stuff...

more...


WOO FISH TABLE

i will put alot more about this soon

shayma's work was also showing in the degree show, here is her cheese shot

kat's work was also there here are her gental flowers with my favorite one on the end (left)


marie's work, the beautiful stary journey

The lego is from the Technitians exhibition, it was pretty good, lots more to see than just the lego

but i like the way he seems to be bending into the photo as though he is wanting the picture to be of him
'hiiiiiii...'

the latest obbsession

Even though i think the plants are making me ill

THEY ARE GROWING ME TOMATOES!

I grew them from little 6 inch plants and they are now HUGE
AND THEY ARE GROWING ME TOMATOES.... honestly, its so rewarding. I cant wait to eat them. even if they taste horrible i will tell you they tasted great because I grew them.